This is an example of a page. Unlike posts, which are displayed on your blog’s front page in the order they’re published, pages are better suited (ahem, uh, um…  Hello.  Anyone still reading this?   Probably not, good place for some stealth writing then, methinks.  Now does that mean I am writing stealthily; like hiding out in a starbucks somewhere looking around suspiciously to see if anyone is watching me or am I just slipping this in here like a word ninja waiting for an unsuspecting victim to stumble into my spider’s web of deception?  Maybe a little of each?  I suppose you will have to decide for yourself.  That is if anyone is still reading this, which they aren’t.  Yea so anyway, I guess this is meant to be an “about me” page.  But I don’t like talking about myself that much. (liar)-(shut up you)  Ok ok, so pretty much everyone likes talking about themselves but geez some do go on and on and on.  I propose this quandary:  Does anyone enjoy listening to anyone else talk about themselves as much as any said person would tend to enjoy talking about themself?  By the way, I don’t recommend re-reading that sentence, it doesn’t get any better the second time through…  So yea, anyway, again…  ABOUT!  (About what?)-(I don’t know… stuff?)-(about you, you idiot.)-(uhg, alright, if I have to.)  So I’m this guy who is out of work and somewhat displaced from the path his life was taking.  I’m not complaining, in fact I’m thankful for it.  If I had kept on with that bullshit for much longer I don’t think I’d have turned out to be a very nice person. (you’re already not very nice)-(fuck off!)  I’m like trying to start a new career in… (god damn, I don’t even want to say type it…) writing.  Like what the hell does that even mean?  I guess what I’m trying to say is that I like writing.  I’d like to find a way to make a living at it.  But man, this is tough biz to get into.  Not that there’s like people holding you back and stuff, I don’t think that, in fact I’m finding it quite the opposite.  Everyone is supportive as hell, of course I can see the doubt in their eyes, but I’ll be shagged sideways if I start caring too much about what people think of me again.  That is one stress filled road straight to insanity there.  So yea, I enjoy writing and in my year plus hiatus from my previous life (thank you severance package and unemployment) I have started 2-3 novels and countless other projects.  Starting shit is fun!  I like starting shit.  Especially new shit.   Now completing something, that is another matter all-together…  The difficulty I speak of is purely and completely of the internal sort.  It is true; we are our own worst enemies.  (“are our own” try to say that 5 times fast)  So anyway, here I am, toward the end of my vacation from life (ahhhh) trying to finally turn myself into a professional writing machine and foregoing that, just getting ONE fucking thing finished and ready for publication.  Oh yea, and sometimes I like to get high and write about whatever comes to mind (sometimes?)-(hey, aren’t you supposed to be helping me here?)  Which thankfully I can do legally and without shame as I live in the (well, one of the two) greatest states in the US.  (Go Seahawks!)-(phh, you don’t even like sports)-(yea I do, sometimes… when they’re winning.)-(you do realize you just alienated yourself from all real sports fans)-(well fuck them too then!  I’m not writing this for fucking sports fans, I’m writing it for me and if any other like minded people care to read it then that’s cool too.  Don’t get me started on fucking mindless sports fans with all their superficial psudo-patriotic flag waving bullshit!)-(alright Mr. soapbox get back to the point.)  So yea, that about says it all, I’m just some guy who likes to get high and write stuff.  Sometimes it might be funny or intriguing but usually it’s just dumb.  (way to sell yourself there buddy.)-(hey I’m not gonna sugar coat it, that’s what politicians and clergy are for…)  Alright, so yea thanks for reading and stuff and if you want to send me comments, hatemail, or recipes for gluten free baked goods you can hit me up at timothysyversson@gmail.com.  (as soon as I figure out how, i’m gonna linkify that beotch!) Peace out y’all! (We now return to your regularly scheduled default about page)   for more timeless content that you want to be easily accessible, like your About or Contact information. Click the Edit link to make changes to this page or add another page.